Terms of Service

1. Agreement to Terms

By visiting this portfolio, you agree that you think my work is pretty cool. If you don't, that's okay too, but I'll be mildly sad for approximately 3.7 seconds.

2. Intellectual Property

All the projects, designs, and code showcased here are mine. Well, except for the parts that are open source, the parts I learned from Stack Overflow, and the parts that ChatGPT helped me debug at 3 AM. You know how it is.

3. User Responsibilities

You are responsible for:

• Being awesome
• Not trying to hack this site (please, I worked hard on it)
• Sharing this portfolio with potential employers (hint hint)
• Bringing snacks if we ever meet in person

4. Limitation of Liability

I am not responsible for any of the following:

• Your sudden urge to hire me after seeing my projects
• Inspiration you may feel to start your own creative journey
• Time lost scrolling through my work instead of doing actual work
• Any existential crisis about your own portfolio in comparison

5. Cookies Policy

This site may use cookies. Not the delicious chocolate chip kind, unfortunately. The boring technical kind that help the site work better. I wish I could offer you real cookies, but this is a website, not a bakery.

6. Changes to Terms

I reserve the right to update these terms whenever I feel like procrastinating on actual coding work. Any changes will be effective immediately and announced via carrier pigeon (or, more likely, not announced at all because nobody reads these).

7. Contact

If you have any questions about these terms, you can reach out to me. But honestly, if you've read this far, you deserve a medal. Or at least a virtual high-five. 🖐️